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A finalist in the Global eBook Awards, this is a behind-the-scenes look
at cruise ships in a way that's never been done before. Some of the
stories are shocking, some are enlightening, but most are just
laugh-out-loud entertaining. This tour behind those "Crew Only" doors
will reveal:
- How romance on a cruise ship is unlike anywhere else
- The insane things passengers do
- Why alcohol is mandatory at sea
- How nude cruises compare to Christian cruises
- A first hand account of damage from getting caught in a hurricane
I was an American crewmember and one of the few who had physical access
to the entire ship. I worked with every department and every senior
officer including the captain. My wife worked in the casino and
combined we worked for Carnival Cruise Lines for 10 years and sailed on
over 503 cruises.
If you've ever wondered what happens below deck on a cruise ship, then
get ready to laugh through an experience unlike any other!

Chapter 1

How Easy Is Romance
on a Cruise Ship?

I had been onboard my first ship for five days when I went to the crew
bar and met a woman from Trinidad and Tobago. She was a black woman and
she was overweight, maybe even a little flabby, but such a sweetheart.
I saw her the next night in the crew bar and she looked upset so I went
over and sat down.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"I just had an argument with the chief purser," she said with her
Caribbean accent.
"That's too bad."
"Yes, I do not get along with the pursers on this ship very well," she
said, starting to tear up a little. "I do not have many friends
onboard."
Although I liked her, I could understand why others might shy away. She
had slow, almost voodoo-like mannerisms that bordered on creepy. But
she was so easy to talk to and, like me, perfectly content to sit and
talk one on one.
"So do you have a girlfriend?" she asked, changing the subject.
"No."
"Have you been with anyone on the ship yet?"
"Nope. It's actually been twelve years since I slept with somone."
"Come on now."
"It's true." And then I told her why (more on that later).
"Hmm. That's fascinating. You know, I used to sleep with a skinny white
guy from England on my last ship. You remind me of him."
"Oh, yeah?"
"He and I had lots of fun, and I never left him unsatisfied. I may not
look it, but I'm actually a really good lover."
"You don't say."
"I've been with lots of men in my day. I'm forty-one, after all. And in
my years, I've learned exactly what men like and how to please them.
And now"--she took a sip of her drink--"and now all the men I sleep
with are very, actually, extremely satisfied."
I had always imagined athletic girls--especially flexible athletic
girls--to be the best lovers. But this lady from Trinidad had me
rethinking that assumption. Maybe it was just another one of the
aftereffects of abstinence, but those voodoo mannerisms were now
bordering on sensual.
"Would you like to have sex with me?" she asked, taking another sip of
her drink. "We could go to my cabin right now."
Woodrow.
I couldn't believe how quickly the opportunity had presented itself. "I
might be interested in that."
"Might?"
"Yeah."
"But not right now?"
"Yeah, not just yet."
"Okay, well, you think about it and I'll call you later this week." She
got up and left me at the table, alone with my thoughts.
My cabin phone rang at 8:00 PM two days later.
"Hi, it's me," she said. "How are you?"
"I'm good. How are you?" I responded.
"Good, good. Are you ready to do what we talked about the other night?"
she asked, wasting no time on idle chit-chat...

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